The Simpsons Did It

fitisfashion:

Simulated Childbirth Labor On Guys

If you haven’t seen this yet you have to watch it it’s hilarious



breadmaakesyoufat:

causticgambler:

nayariverax:

remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.

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WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT

A RING DING DING DINGDEMGDEMG

(Source: ameliaxpond)



iwishihadafather:

this is cute but 10 seconds later that kangaroo kicked the shit out of that kid and put it in a sleeper hold and suffocated it because kangaroos are real as fuck

iwishihadafather:

this is cute but 10 seconds later that kangaroo kicked the shit out of that kid and put it in a sleeper hold and suffocated it because kangaroos are real as fuck

(Source: folhadespaulo)



When I do Zumba

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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best-of-funny:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

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best-of-funny:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

X

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)



cybergay:

cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer 



il-tenore-regina:

rycbthefandomsarecoming:

So this happened at school today…

LOL WHAT THE FUCK 

il-tenore-regina:

rycbthefandomsarecoming:

So this happened at school today…

LOL WHAT THE FUCK 



shutupaubrey:

shutupaubrey:

have you ever been kissed so passionately that you felt like you were in a daze and you couldn’t even move and you got all woozy

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(Source: prettiibish)



smilingemoticon:

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yes this is exactly what i needed on my dashboard



andrvw:

my friend just called his daughter “what’s her face”



fagsindubai:

im gonna save this so i can show it to anyone who says shit like “only white people”

fagsindubai:

im gonna save this so i can show it to anyone who says shit like “only white people”



(Source: ectoproctologist)



doglets:

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?